The life of a Dreamer

OMG!!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!!!

Today Ms Kokila fainted in front of the whole class!!!!
At first got sound ,damn loud too and that's why i thought alex
is the one that fall down !LOL! But not him leh...
ITS MS KOKILA LEH!!!
Alex was like.......

Alex: EH! CHER! YOU OK OR NOT! CHER!
Ms Kokila: 'Tiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Poooooommmm!!!!'(sound effect)
Alex:(runs out of class,finding help!)

Awhile later...... He came back with STELLA QUAH!!!
I was like' OMG,of all the 'teachers' u GO CALL
THIS ONE!!!!??????'' I wan laugh oso have...
Wan cry oso have....Then she talk crap!!!!! and ask DUMB question!

Stella: What happened?
Class:Er, She fainted? DUH!

Then the next teacher from
CHINA one leh!! OMG !! Ms kokila so pitiful!!!

Then BRYCE stands up and say

Bryce: Eh,cher, wan challenge table tennis?Wan or not?

The people sitting at the back all laugh sia!!
Then they need help to carry the stretcher(i dunno spell),
they call Kuang Yi, But i thought they call me...
so i stand up...Then i BLOODY GO SABO MYSELF SIA!!!
OMG!!!As if carrying the stretcher is not bad enough....

THE FUCKING CHINA TEACHER SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT ME YOU KNOW?SHE SAID(IN A RETARD ACCENT)........

China:Eh,Boy,carry properly! Stand straight!
Me: I can't. If i stand properly,Ms kokila might topple over...
China:NVM! Can ONE! Can ONE! Dun so panic!
Me: U sure ah? OK..(slowly standing properly...And just as expected..Ms kokila almost topple)
China:Aiyo! Oi, who ask u carry until like that one?!
Me:You ah!
China: I never say make her topple hor! Dun anyhow say hor!
Me:But....(see her FUCKING FACE)....nvm....

The China teacher speaks like a singaporean even
though she from china....Then, another FUCKER
come extra!!

Stella: Aiya, I think so this boy(Me) no strength one.

Then,Stella walk away like one lady boss liddat!
KANINA!! WHO CALL HER COME SIA!!!!

I was like ' U SAYING ME NO STRENGTH!!!!!??????!!!!!!'
Then Ms kokila suddenly,regained her strength
to walk to the staff room. So i went back to class.
On my way back i met Alex and Joo Hao.Then
now we super duper uber dead coz we have history
CT later and our teacher is ...........

So that's all for today,wish me luck for my HISTORY K?